However, what I do love are the fashion choices of the evening! Here are a few of MY awards.
FOR MOST BEAUTIFUL ACTRESS:

Nicole Kidman - I love this woman. She is so striking and had the sense to divorce a CAH-RAHZY man. I also love the unusual necklace, despite the obvious 'Thoroughly Modern Millie' necklace/boob problems.
MOST TIMELESS LOOK OF THE EVENING

CUTEST:

Miley Cyrus -but why was she there?? appropriate lack of jewelry for a teenager, appropriate dress COLOR - YAH!!
MOST LIKELY TO BE MY BEST FRIEND:

Jennifer Garner -you are adorable - A-DOR-A-BLE - love the necklace! LOVE the bracelet! love everything! I don't even mind the boring soul-less black! Can I hug you?? PS I love it when you're on Martha - I'm a martha freak too! Have your people call my people, lets do lunch.
MOST SCARY:

Don't cut me with those shoulder blades or cheekbones- you can have my wallet!! EAT A BURGER and maybe carry a baby or kitten at all times for softness. love the bracelet though
BRINGING THE 80S BACK:

FOR MOST INCREDIBLE SKIN:

Anne Hathaway - so beautiful - like a geisha or 19th century courtesan - I bet it tastes like spun sugar
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE UNSIGHTLY BACK HAIR:

I love you Helen Mirren, but lose the jacket thingy -what are you hiding? You look great though!
BEST MEN'S FASHION:


long skinny black ties - bow ties are OVER -these images prove my point. Not even George Clooney can pull it off successfully.
MOST GAY:

John Travolta - tone it down, you big queen -and COME OUT
BIGGEST MISTAKE:

I know you were a stripper before writing the over-rated JUNO, but do you have to announce it like this?
MOST DESERVED AWARD:

to best song from ONCE - the most haunting melody of the year! I hummed it for weeks after seeing the movie
Overall, everyone looked great. I know people were trying to keep the tone down because of the recent writers strike but honestly, NO MORE BLACK LADIES. There's enough on the men! And to end with - this photo displays that not only is Nicole the most beautiful woman on the planet, she ALSO is nice to REALLY old men...........nuf said......... (Nicole, I heart you! )

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